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Friday, February 1, 2019

Oh Those Crazy Libs!

Hello People. Happy Friday! I like to end my week, and start my weekend, with a chuckle. Believe me, nothing makes me chuckle more than those looney lefties and their tenuous grasp on reality! Let's start with my favorite, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. I know that she gets far more attention than she deserves but you really can't deny the crazy.  In a recent interview AOC was explaining 'privilege' and what we all need to understand. Here's the quote:
"It’s because, if you haven’t had a transition in your life where, you know, you were maybe born poor or born without certain privileges and then especially as you transition into having certain privileges in your life, you actually see and feel and sense and taste and smell all of the differences. If you’ve never experienced different treatment in your life, you wouldn’t know what different treatment feels like or looks like. And it’s really, really hard. I mean, it’s like — and we can all, almost every single person in this country can acknowledge some privilege of some of some type, you know. I’m a cisgendered woman. I will never know the trauma of feeling like I’m not born in the right body. And that is a privilege that I have, no matter how poor my family was when I was born. But it’s really hard for some people to admit that they — you know, it’s part of this weird American Dream mythology that we have, that for a lot of — in a lot of circumstances isn’t as true or isn’t as clearly communicated as we’d like for it, or we wish it was.”
Now, I know on the surface it appears that she just takes a pile of words and throws them out there, in no particular order, hoping they somehow form sentences. They usually don't. However, this time, she makes some interesting points. They're probably not the points she was going for but...Whatever. Let's take it from the top. If "almost every single person in this Country can acknowledge some privilege of some type" then no one is actually privileged, right? I mean, it's like saying that everyone has some type of popsicle. Yours may be blue, mine may be orange, but it's still a popsicle, right? As long as we all have a popsicle what's the problem? Now, Ms. AOC says her privilege was being born a cicgendered woman. For those of you over 40, that means she's heterosexual. She says that, because of the privilege of being born heterosexual she will never know the trauma of feeling like she's not born in the right body. I can relate to that. You see, I am an intelligent woman and I will never know the trauma of being born an idiot. As far as the "weird American Dream mythology", well, she is a self-described socialist so dream the impossible dream...
Here's a couple of other head scratchers from Ms. AOC:
 “Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs. Unemployment is low because people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their family.”  Um, No. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics only about 5% of Americans have 2 jobs. That's hardly "everyone" and, of that 5%, only about 6% have 2 full-time jobs (That's 0.3% of Americans for those of you keeping score at home). That would make the 60, 70 80 hour work week questionable at best.
“ICE is the only criminal investigative agency, the only enforcement agency in the United States, that has a bed quota. So ICE is required to fill 34,000 beds with detainees every single night and that number has only been increasing since 2009.”  Wrong again. A 2016 appropriations bill said that ICE must maintain a level of 34,000 beds, not fill them. Beds, NOT people. That language was inserted to ensure that the money wouldn't be used elsewhere. That language was subsequently removed from future appropriations bills.
And my personal favorite...
Ocasio-Cortez called the fight to mitigate the effects of climate change her generation's "World War II." and said  "Millennials, and Gen Z, and all these folks that come after us, are looking up and we're like, 'The world will end in 12 years if we don't address climate change, and your biggest issue is how are we gonna pay for it?" I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt here and assume she knows that World War II actually happened already and pretty much covers all generations. As far as the 12 deadline, well, I say take that vacation you've always dreamed about. By the time your creditors catch up with you we'll all have gone the way of the dinosaurs....
Enjoy the Weekend!
Bella

Wednesday, January 30, 2019

And So It Begins...AGAIN

Hello People.  Today I begin the next generation of The Real House Cats of New York. Let me begin by saying that I get President Trump and I like what he's doing. If that offends you then go away. I am NOT a racist or a bigot. I am NOT homophobic, xenophobic or any other phobic. I am NOT a hater, uneducated or deplorable. I AM unabashedly Conservative. I believe that intelligent adults can disagree, vehemently, and still respect each other. If you don't believe that, go away. Finally, if you have ever uttered the words, "A MAGA hat is the new white hood", seriously, GO AWAY now! Why? Because you probably don't have the requisite knowledge to follow along anyway. I'm pretty comfortable drawing that conclusion since, in case you forgot, the 'Guys in the White Hoods' were Southern Democrats. I am not a guy, southern or a Democrat. Follow me? People who make these ridiculous comparisons and wildly inaccurate statements, like saying that this Country has 'never been more divided', do so because they simply don't know any better. Never been more divided? Seriously? Have you heard of the Civil War? Look it up. Times were a little tougher then than they are today. Another crazy statement that has been reported on and repeated without scrutiny is based on a "study" by the World Economic Forum. It says that by 2050 there will be more plastic than fish in the ocean! Are you kidding me. First of all, since 95% of the ocean has yet to be explored, I can not even image where this study came from or what it could possibly be based on. Perhaps the data comes from a 9-year old's class project like the Great Plastic Straw Debacle of 2011. That made-up story led to the banning of all plastic straws in several cities. If you use a single-use plastic straw you may as well just jam it into a dolphin's eye. That's where it's going to end up anyway. Apparently we don't actually recycle plastic. We just gather it up and toss it into the ocean. Who knew? The truth of the matter is that 60% of trash in the ocean comes from just 5 Asian Countries; China, Indonesia, The Philippines, Vietnam and Thailand. The truth is that America contributes less than one percent of the trash in the ocean. That means that if the Untied States were to eliminate plastic all together, not use one piece of plastic EVER AGAIN, it would reduce plastics in the ocean by LESS THAN ONE PERCENT.  So banning plastic straws may make you feel better but it won't change one damn thing in the world.  Finally, let me wrap up with this so-called Super Bowl Halftime Controversy. Maroon 5 is the main act. They are being criticized for not turning down the gig to "show support for Colin Kaepernick". It never occurred to them that, perhaps, Maroon 5 doesn't care about who the NFL does or does not hire. Perhaps they just want to perform for some 200 million people! In response, the NFL cancelled the pre-show interview with the band. Celebs, like Jay Z and Kelly Rowland, said they would not perform. That's super interesting since neither Jay Z or Kelly Rowland was asked to perform. But good to know. Gladys Knight was also slammed for agreeing to sing the National Anthem at the game. Ms. Knight, in her usual classy way, said "I understand that Mr. Kaepernick is protesting two things, and they are police violence and injustice. It is unfortunate that our national anthem has been dragged into this debate when the distinctive senses of the national anthem and fighting for justice should each stand alone. I am here today and on Sunday, Feb. 3, to give the anthem back its voice, to stand for that historic choice of words, the way it unites us when we hear it and to free it from the same prejudices and struggles I have fought long and hard for all my life..." 
The over/under on Ms. Knight's National Anthem is 1:20. You can bet on that you know. I, personally, would take the under. Fun fact: The longest rendition of the National Anthem was Alicia Keys at Super Bowl XLVII in 2013. That went 1:55. The shortest was Billy Joel at Super Bowl XLI in 2007. That went just :90. I'm thinking Gladys Knight goes 1:01. Bet on it!

Until Next Time
Hella Bella