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Sunday, August 5, 2012

PO'ed at Taco Bell

Hello people. I assume by now you've heard about the "Taco Bell Mystery" involving the employee who appeared to be urinating on a plate of nachos. Charming. The company claims, after an in depth investigation, that it was a prank, the "urine" was actually soda and that the food was never going to be served. While I do believe that to be true (I'm pretty sure even the biggest moron would be aware that their nachos had just been urinated on) what followed was, well, a bit odd. First, in my humble opinion, the biggest Taco Bell Mystery is why you would be eating there in the first place. But that's just me. Taco Bell says the employee who put the "prank" on the internet was been suspended and will be fired. Duh! They also say anyone else deemed to be involved will be removed. Yup. It happened in Fort Wayne New, Jersey and the Allen County Health department says they will require mandatory education of their staff "somewhere in the near future" where we can "sit down with them and stress the importance of general food safety practices". Huh? You need to sit down "face to face" and explain to (alleged) adults that urinating on people's food is not a safe practice? Perhaps you may also want to mention that sticking your feet in the lettuce (Burger King Mystery) is a bad idea too! Whether this latest "prank" was real or fake, whether it was soda or urine, whether it was meant for a customer or not, is irrelevant.  The underlying issue here, once again, is a generation of youth who have absolutely NO respect for their fellow man, no moral compass, no common sense. This isn't a "food safety" issue. I'm pretty sure anyone old enough to hold a job knows that human excrement is not a condiment or that inserting your body parts into other people's food is wrong. No. This is a character issue. This is a young man who believed that posting a picture of himself, at work, urinating on an innocent person's food was funny. Well, young man, it's not. One has to wonder what else he thought was funny while working there. What else did he do that wasn't posted on YouTube? How many other charming young men and women are out there preparing our food? As for this future ward of the state, I hope your parents are proud of the "man" they've raised. What a bright future you'll have.
Sway
Here's the photo is you want to be grossed out.

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