Thoughts Over Catnip

Hello My Dear Friends! My Personal Physician, Dr. Rae Clark, just left. That's right. My doctor comes to me. As it should be! Anyway, she confirmed what we already knew, I am perfect. Let's move on. The invitations have gone out to announce the celebration of my 16th birthday. Those of you who are worthy have received yours. Didn't get one? Well..it may have been an oversight, but I doubt it.
Sean Penn says his article about infamous drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman "failed". Says Penn, "I have a regret that the entire discussion about this article ignores its purpose, which was to contribute to this conversation on the war on drugs". "My article failed". That is certainly unfortunate. If your purpose was to remind people that you are a narcissistic ass, you would have been a glowing success! Oh well, better luck next time.
It's good to learn something every day so, did you know that on Gilligan's Island, First Mate Gilligan's first name was never used on the show. It was, in fact, Willy. Willy Gilligan. You're welcome.
On last night's 132nd GOP debate, Senator Ted Cruz slammed New Yorkers. Big deal, right? Well, it appears that the editors of the New York Daily News were offended by it. What do you think?

LOL! Yes, the Daily News is a rag but that's funny. Beside, it's not like any Republican candidate has a chance of winning in New York anyway.

Well, the new Oscar nominations were announced and, as always, were immediately followed by the outcry of racism and the hashtag #OscarsSoWhite. Can't we base just one award on merit and not diversity? People really need to lighten up.

Finally, did you hear about the Ohio fugitive who sent police a selfie because he didn't like the mugshot they were using on TV to track him down? You can't make this stuff up. Surprise, surprise. He was arrested the next day in Florida. Hopefully Florida cops take better mugshots!

Enjoy the Weekend!

Po