Some People!

Hello My Dear Friends! As we have discussed many times, America is quickly losing it's collective sense of humor. That realization was underscored today by the following conversation. As the Captor drove home from work, she encountered at a red light an Off-Ramp Entrepreneur or ORE. The ORE held a sign which read "Drive Safe, Need Help, God Bless You" so the Captor rolled down the window and the following exchange occurred:
Captor: "Your sign should read drive safe-ly, not safe"
ORE:    "What"?
Captor:  "Your sign is grammatically incorrect. It should read drive safely, not drive safe".
ORE:     "F@#k You Bitch"!
Captor:  "Well, your sign says need help. I was just trying to help".
ORE:     "F#@king Asshole"!
Boy, try to help some people.
 Did you hear about the inmate in Seattle who went before the Indeterminate Sentence Review Board, a branch of the Washington State department of Corrections, in an attempt to get his 3 life term sentence reduced. The 57 year old inmate has already served 35 years for his roll in the brutal murders of 3 people in 1980. The board reviewed his case, took in to consideration that he had been a model prisoner for the past 3 decades and then, not only denied his request, they added 20 years to his sentence! The board determined that his "egregious behavior" demanded a more severe sentence. LOL. I think that's pretty funny, although I doubt the aforementioned inmate agrees.
The case of Hulk Hogan vs Gawker rolls on. In case you haven't heard (or cared) Hogan is suing the notorious website for publishing excerpts from his sex tape without permission. The site's editor, in a deposition, was asked where he would draw the line with a celebrity sex video. AJ Daulerio, who is no longer employed by Gawker, replied "If they were a child". He was then asked "under what age"? Daulerio's response..."four". Yikes! He now claims he was joking but....very few people find child abuse funny. You have to think that comment really helped Hogan's case. We'll see.
Po