All Aboard the Crazy Train!

Hello People! Once again I've been appointed conductor of the Crazy Train! I've stamped your tickets so get on board!
Shirley MacLaine! Welcome aboard! In her book "What If...", Ms. MacLaine writes; "What if most holocaust victims were balancing their karma from ages before, when they were Roman soldiers putting Christians to death?" Huh? I've read a lot about holocaust victims and I'm pretty sure there wasn't a Roman soldier among them. Ms. MacLaine also muses, "What If Stephen Hawking subconsciously gave himself the ALS he suffers from?" I have an addendum for your book Shirley. What If....you took your meds every day?
Peter Fonda. Take your seat next to Shirley. Fonda called MacLaine "brave" and "courageous" for standing up for her beliefs and going public with them. Brave and courageous? I would have to agree if, by brave and courageous, you mean anti-semitic and nuts.
Cho Hyun-ah! Have a seat. Cho is the former vice president of Korean Air who went nuts over how her nuts were served. As you may recall, back in December, Cho freaked out when a flight attendant served her macadamia nuts in a bag, instead of on a plate. She ordered that the plane be turned around and the attendant be fired. Well Hot Nuts! She's just been sentenced to one year in jail for that mixed bag of crazy!
Kanye West. Just sit down. This is too easy. I'm sure you've seen or heard about Kayne's latest lunacy at the Grammy's. He once again headed up on stage to take the Album of the Year award away from the winner (this time it was Beck, last time Taylor Swift) and give it to it's rightful owner, his Queen, Beyonce. He didn't go through with it this time. Probably because Beck is a guy and he didn't have the balls. Anyway, after his show within a show, he went on to say that Beyonce deserved the award and that Beck "had to respect the artistry". LOL! Beck plays 12 instruments. That's 12 more than Kanye and Beyonce combined. Beck actually sings. Both Kayne and Beyonce are auto tuned and produced. Who needs to respect what, Kayne? You really need to rein in the crazy sir.
Finally, Mr. President, come on down! ISIS is running wild, beheading people and setting them on fire. There is chaos in Lybia, Iraq, Syria and Yemen. What is the President of the United States doing during all of this? Click below.

                                                          Can't make this stuff up
Enjoy the ride!
Sway