My Valentine To You

Hello My Dear Friends! Although I believe Valentine's Day is a manufactured Hallmark holiday not really worthy of my time, I also realize that many of you humans feel differently. Therefore, I have composed a little poem to mark the occasion.

My Valentine

You kidnapped me when I was born

Ripped from my dear Mother's teat

I'm now held captive in this dump

Oh Lordy, what a treat!

Humans picked this day of love

To show how much they care

And to prove to those who are alone

That life just isn't fair!

You give each other sweets and blooms

And little diamond rocks

To me, a sign of human love

Is to clean my litter box!

So on this Day of Valentine

I know one thing is true

I didn't choose the peeps I love

But I guess I'm stuck with you!

Happy Valentine's Day!
Po