Could you please us someone or something to replace the "reality star" or "celebritard". This Country's fascination with these people is really distorting our sense of success and decaying our moral fiber. I realize that this is an extremely large request so, if you just start with a few, like Honey Boo Boo, Octomom, the Kardashians and anyone associated with Jersey Shore, that would be a good start. Also, any celebrity whose criminal record is longer than their acting credits. Lindsay Lohan comes to mind. I'm pretty sure that any of the aforementioned could be replaced with something shiny, like tinsel or a disco ball. I, personally, find tinsel far more interesting than Snookie. I also believe that the disco ball has added far more to our culture than Honey Boo Boo. So Santa, my plan is to have you replace, say, 25 of these warts on the butt of society each year, the next generation could be free of narcissistic fame whores. Wouldn't that be something! That would give them plenty of free time to focus on the "actual news" you'll also be bringing. Good luck Santa. We're all counting on you!
PoKitty
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