It's A Mystery

Hello My Dear Friends! Life is full of mysteries and unanswered questions. There are seemingly unsolvable mysteries like Stonehenge, the Bermuda Triangle and how Obama got re-elected. There are those age old questions like 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'? and 'why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars'? Anyway, around the prison these days, all the talk is about the Mystery of the Disappearing Cheese. Yup. Here's the story: The captor, who buys sliced cheese in bulk to save money, came home after shopping last week and proceeded to put the groceries away. While doing so, she took one package of cheese out of the box and put the other 3 packages in the freezer. When the chores were done, the captor went to the fridge to get a slice of cheese for her sandwich and...No Cheese! 'How silly' the captor thought, 'I must have left the cheese in the basement'. She went back to the basement but...no cheese. She looked in the freezer. 3 packages. She retraced her steps, still no cheese. The captor looked in the cupboards. She took everything out of the fridge, then out of the freezer, still no cheese. 45 minutes into the search the captor had a peanut butter sandwich. The cheese has never been found. Now THAT'S a mystery! I suspect we will find the cheese in a few weeks but it won't be pretty. And, the discovery will be preceded by yet another mystery; "What's that smell"?
Po