The Cheese Stands Alone

Hello My Dear Friends!  For those of you who are interested, the Mystery of the Missing Cheese has been solved, sort of. We found the cheese on top of a cooler in the basement in an area that had previously been searched several times. The mystery of how the heck it got there remains. We may never really know. Next, let's reflect on the story of 31-year old Reid Fontaine and 35-year old Michael Jones of Illion, New York. They've been arrested for sexually abusing...cows. Apparently Jones video taped Fontaine having "sexual contact" with several cows. Now that's a friend. How proud their families must be. I can just hear it now: Fontaine: "We was just messin' around, like, ya know, it was funny". Jones: "I didn't do nuthin to that cow. I just taped him doin' it". Honestly, some people just defy understanding. Alec Baldwin has gone off on another rant, this time in New York Magazine. After claiming, again, that he is not homophobic, he went on to bash journalists Rachel Maddow, Anderson Cooper and Harvey Levin. Hmmmm. Must be a coincidence. Baldwin, in the article entitled "I give up" says he tired of living in the public eye, under the spotlight, so he's not giving up acting, he thinking about moving his family from New York to LA. What? Oh, I get it. There's no paparazzi in Los Angeles. Good thinking. After hearing of Mr. Baldwin's plan, cries of "Please don't move" rang out....from Los Angeles. He threatened to leave the country in 2008 and never did so I suspect this is just another angry attempt to remain relevant. Finally, the Robertson family, of "Duck Dynasty" fame has moved into the College Football Bowl Game arena. Yup. The reality show family's Duck Commander Company will be the Title Sponsor of this year's Independence Bowl in Louisiana. It's too bad Oregon is in the Pac 10 and not the Big 12.
Po