Random Thoughts Over Catnip

Hello My Dear Friends! Well, it's Friday and there's no snow in the forecast. I'd say we're off to a great start on the weekend. So, you may have heard that NY Yankee's pitcher Michael Pineda has been suspended for using pine tar. It's illegal, even though everyone does it. It's the second time he's been caught. Pineda, who is from the Dominican Republic, was told he could not go out on to the mound with pine tar on his hand so he smeared it on his neck. Pineda says he misunderstood the rule. He was suspended for 10 games; one for the pine tar and 9 for being an utter moron. Ronald McDonald got a makeover and it caused a social media storm.  Why? Because people have way too much time on their hands. That's why. McDonald's wanted to make Ronald more hip. Unfortunately, with cropped pants, a sports coat and untucked shirt, McDonald's missed "hip" by about a decade. Football players at Northwestern University are voting today on whether or not to unionize. They think, because universities make so much money off football, they should be paid to play. Well boys, guess what, tuition for a full time student at Northwestern is $65,554 a year. You are being paid! Playing football affords you a top notch education, books, tutoring, room and board,  free of charge. Other students pay for that. If you actually took advantage of the education part, you'd already know this. Finally, a zebra and a donkey successfully reproduced in Mexico. I'm serious. They're calling it a "Zonkey"

Awesome, right! I don't know what kind of self esteem issues it's going to cause later in life. Donkeys can be so cruel. Anyway, it got me to thinking, what would you get if you bred a donkey and a sloth? Oh, that's right, a congressman. Enjoy the weekend!
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