When Life Gives You Lemons...

Hello my dear friends!  Yesterday was not a great day.  It happens.  We all have tough days every now and then but nothing can make a bad day worse than well meaning people spouting platitudes!  I detest platitudes!  'Everything happens for a reason'; 'When one door closes, another one opens'; 'If it's meant to be, it will be'.  What the @#$% people!  This is not comforting.  This is ANNOYING!  When someone loses their job, for instance, you don't say to them "when one door closes...".  You say "those goobers wouldn't know talent if it bit them one the tail!".  Everything may happen for a reason but sometimes the reason is stupid and that just sucks! So, when life gives you lemons, squirt that lemon juice right back in life's eye!  If one door closes, whizzz on it!  If you're going in the wrong direction, do the Hokey Pokey, turn yourself around!  After all, that's what it's all about!  Later
Po