Angry Days 10-12

Hello People. Who says these are not toys? They're awesome! Anyway, allow me to continue my list of 100 days of pissed off.
#10 The lowest common denominator! On December 7th, the History Channel will air a special called "Eaten Alive". A man, in a special protective suit, will be eaten alive by an anaconda, while filming the entire "experience". This is so wrong, on so many levels, I barely know where to begin. This is obviously an elaborate production to draw in viewers, and it will. But, what kind of person watches such a thing? Do you really want a following of people who plop down on their couch, with a bowl of popcorn, to watch a human being eaten alive by a snake? EATEN ALIVE BY A SNAKE! What the hell is wrong with you people? This is what happens when you cancel Honey BooBoo. What's next? I don't even want to know. You piss me off!
#11 "Bodyshaming". Protests are breaking out over a Victoria's Secret campaign called "The Perfect Body" which, as you can imagine, featured 8 beautiful, and ridiculously skinny, models. Protesters, of course, say the ads, meant to sell underwear, "promote unhealthy and unrealistic standards of beauty".  First, stop using the term "bodyshaming". It's goofy. Second, Victoria's Secret is a company that sells sexy undergarments. I'm pretty sure that a picture of fat people in their underwear wouldn't accomplish that goal. Third, if your self image is so fragile, why are you flipping through a Victoria's Secret catalog? Why don't you pick up a book or a newspaper instead. Many people believe "smart" is sexy and you can still eat doughnuts.
#12 Voters in two states and Washington, DC, approved bills to legalize recreational marijuana on Tuesday. I don't really care one way or the other however, do we really want recreational weed in Washington? Don't we have enough problems? Can't you just picture the great Senator Strip mall, I mean Schumer, jamming his face onto a news camera with a buzz? I can. We've already has a group of Senators request a study on why lesbians are fat. What studies do you think they'll come up with when they're stoned, instead of just drunk? It simply boggles the mind.
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