Sometimes You Just Need Your Captor

Hello my dear friends. Sometimes, I have found, that captors are not completely useless! What a revelation. Most of the time, in addition to providing the required food and water, captors make great pillows. Heated pillows. Sweet. Also, on days like today, they can provided much needed protection. Picture it: I'm napping on a lovely basket of warm laundry in the basement of our prison when, all of a sudden, I hear commotion. Dog barking, unfamiliar voices and general noise.  Like any respectable Kitty, I roll over and cover my ears. Hey, I was napping! Anyway, the next thing I know, two strange men carrying tools and stuff are right next to me! I'm trapped! Near paralyzed by fear! I look to the left, I look to the right, no escape! Not even time to stretch! Suddenly, out of no where, the captor appears! She scoops me up and carries me to safety. {Sigh} That was a close one! Who knows what could have happened. So, just for today, I have deemed my captor not completely useless. Mark this day. It's a rare one!
Po

Random Thoughts

Hello People. Yes, I'm a champion. Let's move on. Po is taking a few days off. She is such a Diva! Anyway, a few things have been bugging me lately. First, I have nothing but respect for the Catholic faith, but I am really sick of Tim Tebow. Enough already! He really isn't a very good quarterback. He is, however, the luckiest man I have ever seen. clean living I guess. Second, what is up with these H & R Block commercials. Are there really people out there who missed EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS in deductions? How could someone that stupid be making so much money? Third, All of Taylor Swift's songs sound EXACTLY the same. Bad, and exactly the same. Why do they keep throwing awards at her? Fourth, is it really possible that 17% of registered republicans in New Hampshire aren't aware that Ron Paul is a WINGNUT? Finally, everyone is talking about the price of gas going up and no one is talking about the price CHOCOLATE! It's NUTS! Let's face it, if gas becomes unaffordable you can always walk or take the bus. But I for one can't live in a world without chocolate. What are we supposed to do when chocolate is out of reach? You people really need to work these things out. Thank you.
Sway

Fur Banned!

Hello people. Yes, I am stunning. Let's move on. West Hollywood, California has become the first US city to ban the sale of clothing made of animal fur. Does anyone have a problem with this? Show of paws please. Why do you people want to wear fur anyway? Do you know difficult it is to keep my fur this beautiful and silky smooth? It's a lot of work people.  Wait until you try to like an entire coat clean! Yes, fur is warm and yes, it feels wonderful but it's not yours! How would you like it if we went around skinning our captors to make a cute little scarf? That's what I thought. I can fully understand why you would be willing to pay any price to look more like me. I'm breathtaking. But, wearing someone else's fur is not going to make you more attractive. It's going to make you look like a wannabe. You want to be a fox? Grow your own fur. You want to look like a leopard? Go live in sub-Saharan Africa. That's where leopards live. You'll fit right in. My point here people is, you don't need to wear actual animal fur to stay warm and look fashionable. There are synthetic alternatives. So, leave our beautiful, furry friends alone. You may continue to wear snake skin. Snakes freak me out. Good for you West Hollywood! I guess you're not all freaks and weirdos after all!
Sway

Never Liked it Anyway

Hello people. Yes, my beauty is awe inspiring. Let's move on. Ever have an ex walk out and leave their crap behind? Do you have a pile of Christmas gifts you're still working up the energy to return? Did your parents make you take home some of their old stuff even though you didn't want to? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions then I have the website for you! I offer this for entertainment purposes only.
www.neverlikeditanyway.com 
Want to buy an unused wedding dress cheap? Sad for the seller, good for the buyer! Diamond rings, gold and silver jewelry, vintage clothing and collectibles. All being sold on the cheap by jilted lovers, scorned ex spouses and the like. I'm NOT recommending that you buy any of this stuff but the sob stories (yes, the merchandise comes with a background story), angry rants and ungrateful offerings are a hoot! So many unhappy people, so many bargains! After all, one cats trash is another cats treasure! Later
Sway

How well do you know your candidate?

Hello my dear friends. You know I don't like to get too involved in politics but....I read the most amusing poll results I just had to share! As you know, Mitt Romney, by all accounts, is the front runner for the Republican nomination for President. You may also recall that he was Governor of Massachusetts for several years before running for President in 2008. So, I had to chuckle when I read a 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair poll that show that 44% of the people polled did not know Romney's real first name. What's even funnier is that 7% of those polled thought his name, Mitt, was short for Mittens! Mittens! I'm still chuckling! I'm not saying that you have to exhaustively research every candidate running for office but, you'd think at some point you might want to know what their name is. 20% thought Mitt was his real name and 18% thought it was short for Mitchell. Turns out, and only 6% of those polled knew, his given name is Willard. Not that it matters but Rick Perry's given name is James. Anyway, what's in a name? Mittens. LOL
Po
(Princess Otadodah Kitty)

Boy, do we watch TV!

Hello my dear friends. I was just perusing a Neilsen report on trends in TV viewing in 2011 and, you know what, you humans watch WAY to much TV! No wonder you're all getting dumber! According to Neilsen, the average American watched 34 hours 39 minutes of television A MONTH last year! (link to full trend list below) Yikes! What were you thinking? And don't say "oh, that's not me". Because you know it is! And, it's not just that you were watching TV, it's WHAT you were watching! Entertainment Weekly says 8.6 Million people watched Jersey Shore each and every week. Good Grief. This means there are at least 8.6 Million people you need to keep away from your children. Good luck with that! In comparison, 7.9 Million people watch the evening news. That explains sooooo much to me! Last year there were 36 different shows dedicated solely to the baking of cakes. Yet, with all of that available, my captor still managed to produce this masterpiece!

I know, right? Unbelievable. People ate that, by the way. I'm just saying. Anyway, I digress. My point is, we need to turn off the tube (unless Giada de laurentiis is on, that's just food porn at it's best!). If you must have the TV on people, could we please go a little lighter on the "reality" programs? Americans have made Snooki, Kim Kardashian, Dr. Drew and various raucous "little people"  multi-millionaires just for being their drunken, classless, egomaniacal selves. This needs to stop. Toddlers in Tiaras. Seriously? Any Sport's Wives. Really? Celebrity Wife Swap. Come on! Any program that attempts to make Gary Busey relevant again should be banned in your home! So people, let's spare some brain cells in 2012 and Just Say No to Dancing with the (people who wish they were) Stars; America's Got to be on TV and Celebrity Anything! This should cut the average viewing time in half!
Po

Consequella is at it again!

Hello my dear friends! I hope your holidays were happy and healthy and that your new year is off to a great start. Don't worry about this silly weather. It's just passing through. Anyway, those ridiculous captors got Sway a rocket launcher for her birthday and, well.....

Let the games begin! Good Grief.
Po