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Saturday, May 17, 2014

Random Thoughts

Hello My Dear Friends! I hope your weekend is off to a great start. Beyonce released a statement regarding the now infamous video of her sister Solange slapping the swag out of Jay Z in an elevator. She said blah blah blah, we're all good. I, for one, am so relieved! Do we really want to live in a world where Beyonce and Jay Z can't make a go of it? Thank goodness the "news" covered this so extensively! Do you ever wonder why there are no "B" batteries? Yesterday, here in Syracuse, The Mayor, State Senator and U.S. Congressman held a press conference to announce that they had formed a coalition to educate people about the "digital divide"  The coalition, the Alliance for Reliable, Competitive High speed internet (ARCH), will be advocating for broadband internet policies that support consumers and support economic growth. The Mayor said, “I’m pleased to stand with fellow community leaders to spread awareness of this important issue.” The State Senator called it a "top priority". The Congressman, well, he's just a moron. My point here is that our roads and bridges are crumbling; we're in the midst of a heroin epidemic; the price of food is skyrocketing and THIS is your top priority? Really? How can products be "new" and "improved"? If they're new, what can you improve on? These things keep me up at night. Alec Baldwin, fresh off his arrest for douchebaggery, was again seen biking around NYC the wrong way on one way streets. Can any say 'desperate need for attention'? Alec, a word of advice, go away. You're incredibly annoying. In that song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? I know, right? Finally, did you see the video of the cat saving the little boy from the neighbor's dog? Did you see the end of the video, when the dog returned? The mother runs away, leaving the boy behind! Thank God for cats. That's all I have to say!
Po

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