Twas MY Night Before Chirstmas

And people wonder why I'm angry! Hello people. I'm taking a short break from my 100 Days of Angry to pay homage to the upcoming Holy Day; My Birthday. That's right. Jesus and I share a birthday, he just gets more attention. Any way.....

'Twas the night before Christmas, and across the whole land
All the Haters were out, with their placards in hand;
Their messages varied, but printed with care,
In hopes that the media soon would be there;

The kitties were nestled all snug in their beds,
While the Haters were screaming and banging their heads;
Kill the Cops! I can't breathe! Hands up, don't shoot!
As their kids ran about to pillage and loot.

Non believers were planning their assault on the square,
To ensure that no signs of Jesus were there.
Lose the Nativity and rename that tree
There is no Jesus, it's Xmas for me!

Where ever folks gather, the Haters must go,
To enlighten the masses on what they must know.
Stop fracking, meat kills, God hates the Gays
The planet is warming, you must change your ways!

It's okay to hang lights on your Holiday Tree
But don't hang a cross where the Haters may see.
Don't say Merry Christmas, it's gives folks a fit
It's Hanakwansmass or some other shit.

So scream, Haters, scream, I simply won't hear it.
You can't do a thing to douse my Christmas spirit.
Carry your signs and march through the streets
We'll sit by the fire with our sweet Christmas treats.

With the Lord in our hearts and peace in our soul,
We'll wait for St. Nick; you'll probably get coal.
We'll raise a glass to the Soldiers, our daughters and sons
Who won't see their families or hold their loved ones.

You'll spend the day whining and holding your sign
We'll spend it with loved ones and a nice glass of wine.
A day filled with love and laughter and cheer
That will carry us through another new year.

So, Now Whiner, Now Racist, Now Tree Hugger, Now Hater,
On Vegan, On Homophobe, On little Race Baiter.
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
"You People Are Crazy, PoKitty Was Right!"

Thank you and Merry Christmas!
Sway