Bath Salts; There not just for relaxing anymore!

Hello my dear friends. What the hell id going on with these "Bath Salts"?  People are going absolutely nuts! Yesterday, a 31-year old man high on this stuff, held a knife to a 5-year old's throat! Luckily, the child's uncle saw what was happening and kicked the druggie's ass. The 5-year old was fine but this is becoming an all too familiar story. First, let's be clear, "bath salts" are not what your mother used to throw in the tub. It's a synthetic mixture of chemicals that produce a "euphoric" high. The reason that they are so hard to ban or control is that the formula keeps changing, keeping the manufacturers one step ahead of law enforcement. It's crazy! The number one way users keep up with the "latest in salts" is on the internet. It's literally this simple...
http://bathsaltsdrug.com/
Frightening, isn't it? Meanwhile, people on this stuff are choking their dogs, biting people's faces off, attacking children, the police and, in some cases, anything that moves. I guess I don't get it. I mean, I like a good catnip buzz but why would you want to take anything that makes you want to rip off your clothes and eat someone's face? I don't get the attraction. Are these people sitting around, bored, and wondering "what can I take that will me an out of control cannibal for a few hours"? Is your life really that bad? And, if it is, could it be because you're an idiot? I mean, if you're willing to swallow an unknown compound that may very well kill you, you can't be that bright. Maybe your time and money would be better spent at BOCES than at the Headshop. It's just a thought. In the meantime, parents, be vigilant in monitoring your kids internet use. A quick click on the history button a few times a week can be very enlightening. Also, it wouldn't hurt if you made this page required summer reading. I'm just saying. And, for the rest of you, if you come across a naked lunatic in your neighborhood, get your face the heck out of there!
Po