The Sanctity of Marriage

Hello People. I keep hearing all of these people talking about "preserving the sanctity of marriage" and I can't help but wonder what they're talking about. There are currently 16 different "dating" shows either on or about to be on television. Although the settings are different the goal of each is the same; to hook up I mean "find love" with a stranger on national television. These shows are frighteningly popular. The Bachelor/Bachelorette pays single men/women to vie for the love of the "chosen one" in hopes of marriage. Where, exactly, is the sanctity in that? When I was a kitten we called people who were paid to date prostitutes. Today they're called reality stars. There's a new "dating game" where B-List celebrities (the ones not even good enough to dance with)choose a date based on the sound of their voice. It's a take off on The Voice. They spin around in their little chairs after the "contestant" says something provocative. Charming. There is Sister Wives which extols the joy of polygamy. And Wife Swap which, well I don't know the hell the purpose of that is. Call me old school, but I don't think Hollywood would be pumping out all of this trash if people weren't watching it. Who wants to lay odds that those viewers are the same folks holding up the hate signs? Anyway, my point is, if those among you are so concerned about protecting the sanctity of marriage (which in the US fails 52% of the time) perhaps you should be spreading your venom on Hollywood and leave the same sex couples alone. Peace Out Sway

The dangers of Steroids

Hello my dear friends! I think the fact that our Congress has invested so much time and money to prove that Roger Clements used steroids nearly a decade ago shows just how dangerous steroids can be. Either that or it shows just how useless Congress has become. You be the judge on that one. The reason that millions of tax dollars and endless hours of Congressional time is being used to prove that Clements did use steroids and then lied to Congress about it must be a matter of national security. Why else would this be happening? Secret Service Agents who "misbehaved" in Columbia went put on trial. When the Gubmint "accidentally" posted tens of thousands of citizens social security numbers on line no one went on trial. When Bill Clinton lied to Congress he didn't go on trial. So, one can only assume that Clements using steroids must have much deeper implications that we have not been told about. Otherwise, one would think, Congress would be concentrating on the economy, terrorists, wars around the world or some other event less important than baseball. Right? I mean, I realize that baseball is America's pastime. It's not just a game played by highly paid, pampered athletes. If Congress doesn't get to the bottom of this, what next? Wall Street tycoons could set up elaborate pyramid schemes that could threaten the stability of our entire banking system. Oh wait, that already happened. Who stood trial for that? Anyway, you get my point. If you can't trust athletes to not to attempt to enhance their performance in exchange for millions of dollars, who can you trust? Congress, that's who! Personally, I don't care. What I do care about is YOU, my fellow captives. You MUST avoid the dirty underworld of Kitty Steroids or this may be you...

Be well my friends! Po

I am entering the Twittersphere people! Prepare yourselves!

— Princess PoKitty (@PrincessPoKitty) May 28, 2012

Central Air Rules!

Hello my dear friends. I am not one to complain about the heat but can I just say thank God for central air! It's only May and already it is smoking hot! What is this place going to be like in August? Life is not always easy living in a fur coat. Sometimes my stuff gets so hot I just have to flip and cool. You know what I'm saying. Let me tell you, these captors are so cheap that it's a miracle they even turned on the cool air machine. Believe me, there was a heated debate (pun intended) that included phrases like "suck it up" and "you stick your head in the freezer"! The mean mama has a real bee in her bonnet about something called National Greed. Apparently they control the hot and cold air machines. Every October it's "put on a sweater" and every May it's "suck it up". I don't get it but it seems that this National Greed prevents the mean mama from turning on the hot air machine before Halloween and the cold air machine on before June. What ever! We're just relieved that fun mama won the debate and fired up the cool air machine on Saturday. I hope all of you are as lucky as we are. Stay cool people!
Po

Happy Memorial Day!

Hello my dear friends. Please take a moment today to remember those who have given their lives in defense of this great country. Say a prayer for the families that must go on without their loved ones.

Check out this video

God Bless the USA

Po

Why We Have Monday Off!

Hello my dear friends. With Memorial Day approaching and everyone making plans for the long weekend ahead, please take a moment to remember why we observe Memorial Day. As of May 15, 2012 6433 U.S. Service Members have died in Iraq and Afghanistan. 4474 in Iraq and 1959 in Afghanistan. Of those, 4051 were Army, 1345 were Marines, 196 Navy, 136 Air Force, 211 Reservists. So, properly display your flag and please take a moment to remember those who have made the supreme sacrifice, paid the ultimate price so you and I can live in peace. In the immortal words of Ronald Reagan...
“You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this, the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children’s children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done.” God Bless America
Po

Made in America? Sort of.

Hello my dear friends. The other day the captor purchased a pair of Sony headphones to use at work. Upon opening the package she was surprised to see a AA battery included. Since headphones don't require batteries she was a bit perplexed. Was there, perhaps, something special about these headphones that required a battery? Is this something new? Well, after much research, these questions were never answered and the mystery of the AA battery remains just that, a mystery. I tell you this because I believe the reason the battery was included was because the young Taiwanese boy who most likely manufactured the headphones didn't know what they were and threw in a battery just in case. Did you know that 90% of the materials used in a product can come from other countries but, according to current U.S. laws, as long as a minimum percentage is assembled or "substantially transformed" in the U.S. it qualifies for the "Made in America" label. Yup. It's true. You've heard the expression that "it gets lost in the translation"? Well, that is why, I believe, we now get labels like this on a washing machine.

Good thing too, because I was just about to toss the kid in! It is the reason that Peanut M&M's actually have a warning on the label that says "This product may contain nuts". Nytol's warning says "may cause drowsiness". Well, it damn well better! I used to believe these things happened because manufactures just assumed that anyone who would buy their product must be a moron. Now I believe it is because the warnings are "losing something in the translation". Anyway, yesterday we talked about dog treats made in China that were killing dogs. Today, I just wanted to let you know that, just because it SAYS "Made in America" doesn't mean it didn't come from Beijing.
Po
p.s. This is way funny! Unrelated, but way funny.

Yikes! They're Trying To Kill Us Again!

Hi! It's me, Anya, and I have some terrifying news. The Chinese are trying to kill American dogs again! First it was the poison wheat gluten disaster of 2007. Now it Chicken Jerky Treats! The FDA has logged almost A THOUSAND complaints of innocent dogs falling ill or dying after eating chicken jerky treats. So far, three major companies have been named. Waggin' Train; Canyon Creek Ranch and Milo's Kitchen Home Style. All imported from China. Apparently it's no secret to the manufacturers. Milo's Kitchen admits to paying off at least one consumers in exchange for a release from liability. There's no way to know how many others have been"silenced". So please people, stop feeding us chicken jerky treats, regardless of the brand name. I know how busy you all are and taking the time to investigate the origin of food products, even your own, is a hassle. So, just to be safe, let's just skip the chicken jerky treats. As a matter of fact, my people have dropped all jerky treats entirely and I'm okay with that. Safety first. So come on People, do the right thing! We're all counting on you!  Here's a link with more details. Killer Dog Treats
Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.
Anya

Here's a Tip. If you get a chance to wait on David Beckham-Take It!

Hello my dear friends! We all enjoy being waiting on. Some of us, like me, insist on it. Today is National Waitress and Waiter Day (I don't know why). So, word on the street is that soccer star David Beckham hit an LA pub with his teammates this weekend, ran up a $100 tab and added a zero to the check! That's right. Beckham, already known for being a generous tipper, left a $900 tip for a $100 dollar tab. That must have been some waitress! I, personally, subscribe to the 20% sliding scale on tipping. When I go to a restaurant I plan on leaving a 20% tip. However, if the service is sub-par, I subtract 2%-5% for each "infraction". The bigger the screw up, the bigger the deduction. If the service really sucks, I don't leave a tip. I know many people do but I don't believe in rewarding bad behavior. I don't hold the waiter/waitress responsible for things that are out of their control, like the quality of the food, but if I have to ask repeatedly for more coffee, well, that's a different story. I also don't tip when the "gratuity is added" on my bill. I don't like being forced to tip. I've also been known to leave more than 20%. It all depends on the service. Other celebrities that are known for their generosity include Beyonce, George Clooney and Johnny Depp. On the other end of the spectrum, LeBron James (left a $10 tip for an $800 bill), Jeremy Piven (who has been known to leave no tip at all) and Tiger Woods (also a non-tipper who claims he never carries cash). What really sets my fur on edge are people who expect a tip for simply doing their job. I had an incident at the airport a while back where a luggage handler simply picked up my suitcase and put it on the cart behind him. He then held out his hand to me, so I shook it. He pulled his hand back and said "I hope your luggage makes it". So I wrote down his name and said "I hope you still have a job in the morning". My luggage arrived safely. I can't tell you how he made out but I did report his behavior. If he had carried my bag for me, I would have tipped him. He didn't, so I didn't. Everyone has a theory on who you tip and how much. My theory is, if someone does something for you, above what they're being paid to do, then you should tip them. How much you tip is really up to you. I can tell you this, a pleasant waiter/waitress who goes out of their way to make sure your meal is enjoyable can make even bad food seem tolerable. That's worth a tip, right?
Po

Innocuous or Egomaniacal? You Make The Call.

Hello my dear friends. Yesterday we discussed money well spent. Today, let's discuss time well spent. Do you know what White House staffers have been up to lately? Well, they've been adding addendums to Presidential biographies on whitehouse.gov.  What? It's true. A little background...The official website of the United States of America has a section dedicated to our former leaders. It has a biography, list of accomplishments, etc. for each former president and is used by students and others researching our nation's history. Now, when you log on to see the history of Ronald Reagan (for one) you'll read about the "peace through strength" initiative, and his countless other achievements followed by a "Did you know" addendum that says:
In a June 28, 1985 speech Reagan called for a fairer tax code, one where a multi-millionaire did not have a lower tax rate than his secretary. Today, President Obama is calling for the same with the Buffett Rule. 
That isn't actually true but, whatever. Reagan actually eliminated tax deductions and exempted low income people from paying taxes. The Buffet rule calls for increasing taxes on the "wealthy".
If you click on Lyndon Johnson (I know, why would you) you'll read about "the Great Society" followed by:
President Lyndon Johnson signed Medicare signed into law in 1965—providing millions of elderly healthcare stability. President Obama’s historic health care reform law, the Affordable Care Act, strengthens Medicare, offers eligible seniors a range of preventive services with no cost-sharing, and provides discounts on drugs when in the coverage gap known as the “donut hole.”
Aside from the fact that that isn't how you spell doughnut, should the White House really be adding their "two cents" to the accomplishments of presidents past? It is unprecedented and, in my humble opinion, a bit douchy. This is, of course, coming from the same man who said, when accepting the democratic nomination for president that his nomination would be remembered as "the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal", so lack of hubris has never been an issue. Regardless, this brings to mind the kid in school that responded to other's achievements with "oh yeah, well I did it bigger and better". It just isn't cool. Besides, you'd think the White House staff would have more important things to do, like examining a study on how overweight, middle aged men can overcome erectile dysfunction. Oh, wait....
Po

They're Your Taxes. I'm Just The Messenger!

Hello my dear friends. It seems like every day we learn a little bit more about the big "Stimulus Package" that created jobs and saved the economy. Today I learned that two Stimulus Package grants, totaling $1.5 million, went to UC San Francisco to study erectile dysfunction in overweight, middle aged men AND the accurate reporting of one's sexual history! Not exactly the definition of "stimulus" I had in mind but important work none the less. In a ground breaking move, the study set out to determine if lifestyle changes could reduce erectile dysfunction in overweight, middle aged men. Umm...ok. I'm not a doctor but I thought that was what Viagra was for. Isn't that why insurance companies are required to pay for it? Also, I'm guessing that if you are middle aged and overweight, lifestyle changes might be in order for a myriad of reasons with the least being your sexual prowess. I mean, aside from politicians, how many middle aged fat guys are getting any action anyway? Regardless, the study cost almost $700,000 but hasn't produced any conclusions yet. Oh, and the job creation! According to their records, that study created ONE PART TIME JOB! Money well spent, don't you think? The second grant went to study why people don't accurately report their sexual history when asked. Again, I'm not a doctor but....could it be that they're embarrassed by it? I'm just spit balling here. I think a million dollar study was in order. Of course that study hasn't produced any results either but it is important work. Jobs created; 0.85. That's ZERO point 85 or, from what I can tell from my public school education, less than ONE. A rousing success (pun intended) wouldn't you say? I'm just glad to know that this Gubmint isn't just sitting around hoping things will get better. They're actively thinking about their winkies and doing something to ensure they continue to function well into their twilight years!
Po

National "Are You Serious" Day

Hello my dear friends. Today is National Straw Hat Day and I am not happy about it! In your endless quest to ensure that every moron with a cause has their own special day you, dear humans, have created a monster! Beside National Straw Hat Day, today is also National Chicken Dance Day, National Nylon Stockings Day. If you were too busy yesterday observing Mother's Day you missed National Frog Jumping Day. I'm just saying! If you're desperate for a reason to celebrate (as if captors need a reason to party) Here are a few dates you should probably write down. January 2nd. National OMG I Don't Want to Go To Work Day. February 29th. National It's My Birthday Day. Since you are only able to celebrate it once every four years it is very important to remember. NOTE: I will accept gift yearly on February 28th. March 15th. National I Hate This Freakin Snow Day. April 14th. National When Did They Start Taxing That Day. May 23rd. National I Can't Wait For The Long Weekend Day. June 28th. National It's Almost the 4th of July Day. July 14th. National The Captor's Are Having Their Clambake Day (I hate that day!). August 5th. National I Can't Take This Humidity Day. September 3rd. National Hooray, Summer's Over Day (generally observed by parents of young children). October 29th is National Cat Day (I'm not making that one up). November 3rd. National When The Hell Is Election Day Day. December 23rd. National Why Didn't I Buy That When It Was On Sale Day. So there you have it people. I've given you a party a month. If you still find yourself at a loss for something to do, celebrate National Goober's Day. That apparently runs 365 days a year! Enjoy!
Po

Happy Mother's Day

Hello my dear friends and Happy Mother's Day! Today is the day we set aside to honor our mothers. I, personally, haven't seen my mother in 12 years. That's when I was kidnapped by my captors and whisked away to this Godforsaken prison! But, enough about me. Today is about mothers everywhere and their ungrateful offspring who think a basket of flowers and a phone call once a year make up for a lifetime of bad behavior. Well, I'm here to tell you it doesn't. So get off your lazy human butts and do something special for your mother! How about writing her a letter, expressing your love and gratitude for all she has done for you? Hallmark doesn't really cut it today. Remember, your mother made you what you are today. Unless you're an ass. You probably did that yourself. So, fellow captives, since our captors are all we have so let's throw them a little extra love today. Don't go overboard! You know how they are. And, for all of you humans, here's an oldie but a goody!

M-O-T-H-E-R
"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold;
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be,
Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER,"
A word that means the world to me.


Happy Mother's Day
Po

What Women Want?

Hello my dear friends. According to a new Austin Reed poll women have outlined the qualities they believe make "the perfect man".  2000 women were surveyed and the results are in! Get ready guys...The perfect man must be 6 feet tall with a toned, athletic body, brown eyes, short dark hair and be clean shaven. He must earn about $77,000 a year, want a family, dress stylishly, love shopping, watch soap operas, eat meat and drive an Audi. Also, according to the survey, 86% of women say the perfect man should be sensitive, call his mom regularly and cry during movies. So there you have it. According to the Austin Reed survey, the perfect man is tall, dark and Gay! Good luck ladies!
Po
Here's the complete list of What Women Want:
The Perfect Man

That Must Have Been One Heck of a Duck!

Hello my dear friends. I needed a little catnip to wrap my head around this one. Actor George Clooney threw a little dinner party for the Prez and people paid $40-thousand dollars a plate! I must admit that I do enjoy roast duck on occasion but I can't imagine what you'd have to do to a duck to make it worth 40 grand! It did come with artichoke salad and sweet corn tortellini, all made by Wolfgang Puck, but still, that seems a little pricey to me. I'm not sure if the drinks were included but, imagining the content of the "program" I would think drinks would not only be included but mandatory. Of course it is easy to paint a rosy picture of the state of the country when the poorest person in the room is Jack Black. His call to raise taxes on people who earn more than a million dollars a years was praised by those who actually earn about 30 million a year. Of course half of them probably won't bother paying their taxes anyway. Do you think they buy all of these homes and property overseas for the view? Then you have the "clueless" celebs like Nicholas Cage, Wesley Snipes, Willie Nelson, Ozzie Osborne, Christie Brinkley and a host of others who simply claim they thought "someone else" was paying their taxes. It's that kind of genius that make Hollywood the gleaming example of success it is. Anyway, the rich and clueless got a chance to stand and cheer the Prez when he reiterated that he "thinks same sex couples deserve the same rights and benefits as heterosexual couples". That statement was certainly well timed. You see, pre-sale tickets to his $40K soiree were extremely low until the Prez had his revelation. Sales more than doubled Thursday night. What a coincidence! Don't get me wrong, it was a cool thing to say. It doesn't actually change anything except to give the haters new energy. I would have preferred that he call for the repeal of DOMA (Bill Clinton's gift to gays) but you can't have everything. Anyway, take the private plane to LA, feast on roast duckling, hobnob with Hollywood's leftist elite to discuss what's best for the rest of us and then walk away with $15 million in your pocket. Sounds like a pretty good evening to me. Sorry I missed it.
Po

Stop Now, Before It's Too Late!

Hello People. Yes, my beauty boggles the mind! Let's move on. Sometimes you humans make me so angry! I realize that the 21st century brought with it the need to be famous. I realize that Reality TV is inexplicably "all the rage". But, so help me, if I hear one more word about this frickin' "Tan Lady" I'm going to cut someone! Are your little human lives so boring, so vanilla, that you need to hear about this woman to fill the void? I realize that she is the mother of the first child in American history EVER to get a sunburn. That is clearly news worthy. I mean it's not every day that a fair haired child just turns red, in the sun, on a 90 degree day. There had to be more to it! After all, her mother is addicted to tanning. So it must have been child abuse! And, may I add, the absolute worst case of child abuse EVER! It must have been. Why else would we still be hearing about it weeks later. It's not like there are other children out there being abused. Certainly not in such a brutal manner as this or we would have heard about it, right? Heck, now there's even an Action Figure Doll! Seriously! I wish I was making this up. STOP IT ALREADY!

I think you get my point. Moving on. This spectacle gave us two new words to contemplate, "Tanorexic" and "Tanaholic", but more importantly I believe it crossed a line into the final frontier of doom. Yesterday and today on network news programs I heard "journalists" (I put that in quotes for a reason) Making Fun of This Woman! Now, you say, 'so what', 'she deserves it'. I say I saw a "journalist" on national TV laughing and making fun of a private citizen accused of abusing her child. Excuse me if I didn't get the memo, but when did that become okay? Is there no sense of decorum anywhere any more? If this woman wants to tan herself to death, let her. If there is proof that she is endangering her children (which, by the way, there isn't) then that is a matter for the Family Court NOT the national news. And, if it is "news worthy" then treat it like a news story, not like you're a 12 year old on the playground. People, I don't want to have to tell you this again...Grow Up and Mind Your Manners or, I swear, you're going to feel my paw upside your head and you are NOT going to like it!
Sway

Churchill Downs Mystery

Hello my dear friends. As you may have heard "I'll Have Another" won the 138th Kentucky Derby on Saturday. What you may not have heard is later that night police found the body of a 48-year old Guatemalan man in Barn #8 (not far from where "I'll have Another" was stabled) who had been murdered! Now, the victim hasn't been tied to the race in anyway BUT his 19-year old son does work at the track. Police have declared it a homicide and are still  investigating. The exact cause of death has not been released. Last year following the Derby, the body of jockey Michael Baze was found in a vehicle near the track's stables. They called that death an accidental overdose. Quite a coincidence, wouldn't you say? That's not even the most shocking news! It seems that people actually live in small apartments above some of the barns! And I thought litter box odor was an issue! Yikes! As a matter of fact, at any given time as many as 200 people live at Church Hill Downs. Some live in dorms on the edge of the property and some in those upper barn apartment. Who knew? I don't think I would want to live above a barn full of horses in Kentucky. Well, I wouldn't want to live in a barn above horses anywhere but especially in Kentucky. Anyway, we'll have to wait for more details before we can unravel the mystery of the latest post-derby death at Church Hill Downs.
Po

Butterfly Attack!

Hello my dear friends. Well, how about those butterflies! In case you haven't heard, a portion of Central New York was swarmed by butterflies yesterday! Apparently they made a stop in Syracuse on their annual migration between Mexico and Canada. Much like illegal aliens do! Anyway, the butterflies didn't stop to pick fruit or anything, they just went about the butterfly business but they did create quite a stir! They were Red Admiral Butterflies so, pretty high ranking in the Butterfly Brigade! Individually, they look pretty nice.

But, by the hundreds, not so much. And, by the way, when they splatter on your windshield it's not pretty. Not at all. Anyway, they're gone now. It was apparently just a day trip or a port of call. Perhaps they'll return again next year. I know the Frickin' Canadian Geese can't get enough of this area! We'll have to wait and wonder. Will the Red Admiral Butterfly be like the Canadian Geese and return every year or will they be like manufacturing jobs and disappear for good.
Po

OMG! It's Attempted Stupicide!

Hello my dear friends. As you know, along with my 3 fellow feline captives, we also have a dog. A big, dumb, lovable dog. Early Tuesday morning, about 2am, we were all jolted out of our peaceful sleep by the sound of panic! It turns out that Anya, or Hundred Pounds of Stupid as we call her, was frightened by some thunder. None of us even heard it. In a failed attempt to escape said thunder she managed to twist her big empty head around and lodge it against her rather large body, between the wall and the bed. What a sight! Of course, when she realized she was stuck, she began to panic. The captors jumped up and moved the bed, freeing the big, dumb dog, who then preceded to faint! Now, were not sure if she actually cut off her air supply and passed out or if she got herself so worked up that she fainted. Either way, she hit the ground like a sack of wet sand. THUD! The captors, thinking the big dumb dog was dead, dropped to their knees and began shaking her saying "Anya, Anya, are you okay"; "Oh my God, is she breathing"? She was. I remind you now that it was 2am. Hundred Pounds of Stupid got up, coughed a few times, walked into the hallway and laid back down. I, personally, laughed my furry tail off. I may have even peed a little! Seriously, entertainment at it's finest. The captor's didn't seem to see the humor in it at the time. They're laughing about it now. Let this be a lesson to you people! First, know your size. Don't squeeze into things that don't fit. This is especially true for summer wardrobes. Second, Stupidity Kills! Please don't be stupid. I know, that's a lot to ask. We given this behavior a name. When your stupid actions lead to your own demise...it's Stupicide! Luckily, Anya's attempt was unsuccessful. She's fine and, in case you're wondering, the bed has been moved to avoid a second attempt!
Dogs! They're not just for protection anymore!
Po
Po

Why People Suck - Part I

Hello my dear friends. As people, you must be aware that many of you, well, suck. As the Queen of all Kittydom, I feel it is my duty to point that out to you on occasion. The "Occupy People" are at it again. In a desperate attempt to remain relevant, a few hundred people nationwide, decided to use today to protest the fact that, after all that has happened over the past few years, they remain losers. They are marking the "International Worker's Holiday" angle of May Day. Not the "Dance around the Maypole" to celebrate spring option. 99% orfthe 99%-ers out there today don't actually know what they are protesting or why today was chosen. They are just seizing the opportunity to disrupt local businesses, cause traffic jams and generally piss people off. What fun! Don't get me wrong. Protesting injustice is good. It's the American way. Congregating in an attempt to stop people from going to work because you don't have a job is asinine. These people suck. Smiling for the cameras, stating that your taxes aren't high enough (Warren Buffet) when your company owes a BILLION DOLLARS in back taxes is a tad hypocritical. Warren Buffet sucks. Being a professional athlete is a privilege. The following professional athletes suck. Detroit Tiger Delmon Young was arrested in New York last week for a drunken anti-Semetic rant against a homeless man. New York Knick Amare Stoudemire, after the Knicks' game 2 loss to Miami, punched a fire extinguisher case and sliced his hand open. He won't be playing in game 3. LA Laker Metta World Peace, not just for his name, but because he was suspended yet again for his unsportsmanlike behavior. Finally, celebrities who endorse products you just know they don't use. I mean come on, does anyone really think that Eva Longoria colors her own hair with a box of loreal she bought at a drug store? When do you think was the last time Jay Leno was at the Burger King drive-thru? How many of those B-List celebrities do you think buy gold through the mail? I think you'll agree that all of these people suck. They are, unfortunately, just a small, small sample of a much bigger group. Thank goodness none of us are like those people!
Po