Why People Suck - Part I

Hello my dear friends. As people, you must be aware that many of you, well, suck. As the Queen of all Kittydom, I feel it is my duty to point that out to you on occasion. The "Occupy People" are at it again. In a desperate attempt to remain relevant, a few hundred people nationwide, decided to use today to protest the fact that, after all that has happened over the past few years, they remain losers. They are marking the "International Worker's Holiday" angle of May Day. Not the "Dance around the Maypole" to celebrate spring option. 99% orfthe 99%-ers out there today don't actually know what they are protesting or why today was chosen. They are just seizing the opportunity to disrupt local businesses, cause traffic jams and generally piss people off. What fun! Don't get me wrong. Protesting injustice is good. It's the American way. Congregating in an attempt to stop people from going to work because you don't have a job is asinine. These people suck. Smiling for the cameras, stating that your taxes aren't high enough (Warren Buffet) when your company owes a BILLION DOLLARS in back taxes is a tad hypocritical. Warren Buffet sucks. Being a professional athlete is a privilege. The following professional athletes suck. Detroit Tiger Delmon Young was arrested in New York last week for a drunken anti-Semetic rant against a homeless man. New York Knick Amare Stoudemire, after the Knicks' game 2 loss to Miami, punched a fire extinguisher case and sliced his hand open. He won't be playing in game 3. LA Laker Metta World Peace, not just for his name, but because he was suspended yet again for his unsportsmanlike behavior. Finally, celebrities who endorse products you just know they don't use. I mean come on, does anyone really think that Eva Longoria colors her own hair with a box of loreal she bought at a drug store? When do you think was the last time Jay Leno was at the Burger King drive-thru? How many of those B-List celebrities do you think buy gold through the mail? I think you'll agree that all of these people suck. They are, unfortunately, just a small, small sample of a much bigger group. Thank goodness none of us are like those people!
Po