Free is Never Free

Hello People! Yes, my beauty makes Miss America look average. Let's move on. I have a few random thought I'd like to share with you. First, contrary to countless ads I have seen on TV, a product is not "free" if you have to pay $9 to have it shipped to you. Second, NY Mayor Michael Bloomberg wants to ban the sale of any sugary beverage over 16 ounces at restaurants, delis, theaters, etc. Seriously? Don't you have anything better to do? Third, Gwyneth Paltrow is not a racist. She Tweeted a picture of herself on stage with Jay-Z and Kanye West as they sang their song "N**(word)". That's the name of the song. She Tweeted the name of the song. I'm sick of all this racist crap. Please, political correctness police, get over yourselves! If you have an issue with this, take it up with Jay-Z not Gwyneth Paltrow. Fourth, 11 bottles of 200 year old Champagne was rescue from a Baltic sea shipwreck and is being auctioned off in Finland. They're expecting to get between $37,000 and $38,000 a bottle. I guess the recession isn't crushing all of Europe. Fifth, RIP Kathryn Joosten. Finally, this is funny... Really funny! Sway