Hot Enough for Ya?

Hello people. It's too damn hot! Even with the cold air machine blowing, it's too damn hot. Make it stop! Be warned that the next person who asks me if "it's hot enough" will be bitch slapped with full claw! Look at the poor dumb dog. She was so hot the tree stuck to her!

Ridiculous! How hot is it? It's so hot (yes, I'm going there) It's so hot the cows are giving evaporated milk! It's so hot, not only can you fry an egg on the sidewalk, you can toast the muffin too! It's so hot the off-ramp entrepreneurs were asking for water instead of cash! Look what this dog was driven to...

Please Mother Nature, send us sweet relief. It's only June. What will August be like?
Sway