The World really has gone Mad!

Hello my dear friends. I really don't enjoy having to point out how ridiculous you humans are but, sometimes you leave me no choice. First a McUpdate. *The wingnut who claims she holds one of the winning Mega Millions tickets now says she hid the winning ticket inside the McDonalds where she worked. Where her coworkers, who claim she's screwing them out of their share, still work. That shouldn't cause any problems! She has hired a lawyer who says he hasn't actually seen the alleged ticket but that wont stop him from representing her. Alrighty then. *The internet is all abuzz about the behind-the-scenes blow up between Dancing with the Stars celeb Jaleel White and pro dancer Kym Johnson. Who cares? And, may I add, get real first names. *The entire nation of Cyprus lost power today. The entire country all at once. Now that's a black out! It created major traffic jams during morning rush hour. I have to wonder where they were rushing to. There was no power anywhere. *Video shows major tornadoes in Texas picking up tractor trailers and tossing them through the air like toys. Someone owes the makers of the film "Twister" an apology. *There's a video on YouTube of a brawl during a JV baseball tournament. It's appalling really but, what is even more disturbing, is the voice of the filmmaker in the background. The presumably teenage girl is literally salivating over the fact that she is going to get so many hits on YouTube with the video. Forget the fact that all hell is breaking loose with parents, coaches and players are fighting, screaming and dropping F-bombs. You just hear the girl saying things like "Oh my God, this is so good. I've got it all"! "I'm going to get so many hits on YouTube"! Unfortunately for her she failed to realize that all those hits are going to end with people saying "who is the idiot behind the camera"? Probably not the outcome she envisioned but reality none the less. *The USDA  has agreed to allow companies that produce "Pink Slim" to continue adding it to ground beef as long as the label alerts consumers that it's in there. It's been in there for 20 years but now it's an issue. So, in the true American spirit, you'll have the choice to buy "pink slim" free beef, which I'm guessing will be significantly more expensive, or continue eating what you've been eating for the last 20 years. Only in America do we charge people to take things out of their food!
Po