New Year's Resolutions!

Hello my dear friends! Well, 2011 is drawing to a close and 2012 is just around the corner. As is your human tradition, it's time to set some lofty goals for the coming year. Because I am already purrfect and need no improvement, I have set the following resolutions:
1.   I resolve to watch my captors NOT lose 20 pounds again this year.
2.   I resolve to watch my captors eat healthier (for about two weeks)
3.   I resolve to watch my captors waste another gym membership in 2012
4.   I resolve to watch my captors (begrudgingly) spend more time with loved ones.
5.   I resolve to watch my captors NOT save more money in 2012 (letting the Indians hold your money until the next trip to the casino is NOT a savings plan)!
I guess, in a perfect world, I could resolve to hack up my furballs on the linoleum instead of the carpet or furniture. And, in the big scheme of things, I know there really is no blanket monster, so I could resolve to NOT bite toes in the night. But, my friends, this isn't a perfect world, is it? So screw that!
So there you have it! My resolutions for 2012. I'm sure I will fulfill all of my resolutions. How about you?
Happy New Year everyone! I hope it's a safe, happy and prosperous one!
Po