Thanks for the Bone!

Hi There! Po just read an article to me about my favorite baseball player, Derek Jeter.  It seems Mr. Jeter is quite the ladies man (no surprise, right?).  According to the New York Post, Derek likes to hook up with ladies at out of the way places (to avoid the paparazzi) and take them to his bachelor pad at the Trump Tower in New York. Nothing wrong with that. The interesting thing is the next morning when he sends them home, alone, in his private car service, where there is a "gift basket" waiting for them. Apparently it's filled with an autographed baseball and various other pieces of memorabilia. A Swag Bag, if you will! You would like to think it's sort of a "thanks for the memories" offering but he got busted when he allegedly dropped an identical gift basket on the same woman, twice. Apparently he forgot about their first encounter. So much for the "memories" theory. How embarrassing! If you're wondering, an average autographed Derek Jeter ball goes for about $400 on the open market. Of course, if he's flooding the market with thanks for the bone balls, their value would decrease. Besides, if you sell your bone ball and keep the cash, that kind of makes you a hooker. Tough call. Do you proudly display the memorabilia and say, oh yeah, that's from my one night stand with Derek Jeter or do you sell the swag and say, oh that 52 inch 3D HD TV, that's from my one night as a hooker? Tough call. I'd love to find out what Minka Kelly walked off with!
Anya