It's Oscar Night

Hello my dear friends. Well, the big night has arrived. The night when America's over privileged gather together to honor themselves. Oh what a grand affair! Hundreds of millions of dollars spent to show the world just how ostentatious Hollywood can be. We will all be on the edge of our seats as the most critical question gets asked and answered again and again; "who are you wearing"! Armed guards stand at the ready as our "American Royalty" stroll the red carpet in millions of dollars is borrowed jewelry (because even they wouldn't pay such outrageous prices). Twitter is on fire. Facebook is blowing up. What could be better? Of course, the acceptance speeches! Can't wait for those. Then, tomorrow, we can all bask in the afterglow as we are treated to the pictures of all of the after parties! So much to look forward to. I really must get to it. After all, the pre-show red carpet extravaganza is only 90 minutes this year. By the way, Sasha Baron Cohen did show up in his "Dictator" costume. He was allowed to walk the red carpet even after the Oscar folks said they wouldn't allow it. Ooh, even more drama. All is well with the world.
Po