Green Eggs and Beer

Hello my dear friends. In honor of Saint Patrick's Day and all of the joy and festivities that come with it, Dr. Seuss and I have collaborated on a little verse!
I am Po
Po my Dear
I do not like that damn green beer!
I do not like it in my house
I do not like it with a mouse
I would not drink it in a box
I would not drink it with a fox
I do not like that damn green beer
I do not like it
Po my dear.

In the spirit of the Irish, lift your glass and offer this toast:
May neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, the angels protect you and heaven accept you.
Erin Go Bragh!
Po