Hello my dear friends. I'm sure that you've heard that Tim Tebow has been traded from the Denver Broncos to the New York Jets! As a Bills fan, I am thrilled by this. Praise the Lord and pass the media frenzy! This deal was unique in many ways. Most notably, it makes the Denver Broncos the first team in NFL history to sacrifice a virgin in their quest for a Superbowl Ring! In exchange for Tebow the Jets gave the Broncos 50 bucks, two also-ran draft picks, and a bag of chips. A steep price to pay for what they're getting but hey, you never know. In response to the news that the Jets had acquired Tebow, current Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez was overheard saying "Whew, I was afraid they were shopping for a quarterback"! Now, Jets management is encouraging Tim to live in New Jersey, away from the "temptations of the big city". LOL! New York City is no place for a young, God fearing man. They're afraid he'll hook up with the wrong people. Like the Kardashians! One bar in Midtown has already created a new "No Sex On The Beach" drink just for Tim! I have to tell you friends, as far as blatant publicity stunts go, this has to rank in the top three!
LMFTO! (Laughing My Furry Tail Off)
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