Exhaustion, Seriously?

Hello my dear friends. Well, actress Demi Moore has been hospitalized for exhaustion. Yes, that celebrity catchall ailment that usually takes 6 to 8 weeks in rehab to recover from. That's one heck of a nap!
Wyclef Jean, Colin Farrell, Dave Chappelle, Tracy Morgan, Mariah Carey, Lindsey Lohan (she's been exhausted 5 times now), Selena Gomez, Ashlee Simpson, Susan Boyle, Amy Winehouse (exhaustion killed her),and  Heather Locklear are just a few celebrities recently treated for "exhaustion". Demi Moore, you may remember, had a little problem with exhaustion back in the 80's when she was running with the Brat Pack. Looking back on this link makes me believe that watching your career dry up must be exhausting! This is nothing new. Elizabeth Taylor, Liza Minelli and Michael Jackson were chronic exhaustion sufferers. Come on Hollywood! We know what you're up to. You're not fooling anyone. You may have heard that drugs kill. Along with Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse, Heath Ledger and Anna Nicole Smith come to mind. Admit you have a problem, deal with it and move on. It's not like drug use is going to hurt your career. Charlie Sheen, Snoop Dog, Willie Nelson, Robert Downey Jr., Paul Reubens, Oliver Stone, Dionne Warwick, Whitney Houston, even Dawn Wells (Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island) have been busted, many repeatedly, for drugs and survived. Even prospered. So, step up Demi and tell the truth! You're an addict and, perhaps, being a Cougar isn't all it's cracked up to be. Take the standard 6 to 8 week nap and then call Dr. Drew. Maybe he can help revive your career.
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